Lobster Dude, Mussel Bound and friends on the net

Click here to meet Mussel Bound, Shrimp Louise, and the entire Lobster Dude gang

Mussel Bound stars in How to Laugh Like a Nerd, due out in Summer, 2007

Didn't you hear the recess bell? Take a well-earned timeout with fun games and puzzles featuring the entire Lobster Dude gang.

Color the world of Ocean Floors. You can color online, or print and use crayons the old fashioned way.

Create Lobster Dude gang virtual greeting cards to send to your friends

What's your opinion? Weigh in on our Lobster Dude gang poll of the week.

Get your own Dudewear™ featuring Lobster Dude, Mussel Bound and the entire gang. Do you laugh like a nerd? Show the world with official Mussel Bound Laugh Like a Nerd ™ merchandise including T-shirts, posters, magnets and a range of other products. Keep checking back; we're adding new products all the time.

Shrimp Louise can help you with your homework! Older kids can practice their math formulas and convert various measurments. Younger kids can practice counting coins and making change, and try fun matching and counting exercises.

Learn about online safety with Shrimp Louise and Oycifer Halfshell

Back to the main entrance of Ocean Floors

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When a scrawny, snort-laughing mussel, a motorcycle-enthusiast lobster and a librarian shrimp hang out with one another, there's just no telling what can happen. Add in a a sportswriting clam who's prone to stage fright, a love-sick crab and a down-to-earth octupus with a good head on her many shoulders, and the fun is just beginning. Put on your diving gear and plunge into Ocean Floors, the watery city of crustacean adventure! Coming this summer, Mussel Bound stars in How To Laugh Like a Nerd, a children's picture book about liking what makes you unique. It's finally here! Get your official Lobster Dude™ gang merchandise by clicking here, or the Dudewear link at the left on each page. Do you laugh like a nerd, or know someone who does? Show your appreciation of your favorite snort-laugher with official Snort Laughter is the Best Medicine™ gear featuring Mussel Bound himself! We now offer a range of items featuring each Lobster Dude gang character, including bumper stickers, buttons, pins, mousepads, office supplies and home decor, and men's and women's clothing items for all ages from infant to adult.

		Drive around in style sporting your Mussel Bound bumper stickers, as you pay tribute to snort-laughers everywhere! Click the images to go directly to that product, or the Dudewear link at left. Either way, you can follow the links to see all of the products featuring Mussel Bound or your favorite Lobster Dude gang character,



Trade that generic car dealer license plate frame for your own Lobster Dude gang frame! It's the perfect gift for you or your favorite Lobster Dude fan. Click the frame image to go directly to that product; you'll see links at left to havigate you through all available items.

		Motorcycle cop Oycifer Murphy Halfshell's bite is worse than his (ticket) book! Outfit your favorite police officer, or show your police support with motorcycle cop Oycifer Halfshell official gear. Click the shirt icon for more details; from there you can easily see links to all of the gear featuring Oycifer Halfshell and his friends.